Missouri Miner

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

News

• John Carney III: Not just a chancellor
• Float to feature candy spewing tornado and flopping catfish
• Civil engineers show off UMR campus while hosting national honor society conclave convention
• Dottye Wolf: First woman ever to be named Honorary St. Pat

Opinion

• Katrina: It's time to stop placing blame and start fixing the mess
• Workaholics don't make good parents
• First impressions can fool you
• Abortion in the spotlight again: Battlefront South Dakota (Right)
• Abortion in the spotlight again: Battlefront South Dakota (Left)

Features

• iPod. Do uPod?
• UMR plagued by snake invasion
• Make way for the St. Pat's royalty
• St. Pat's: 98 years and going strong
• Exhibition proves many students have an artistic side
• Kappa Sig-ZTA fish fry
• Students have a smashing good time
• Students experience diversity of cultures at celebration
• Filters: They're not just for making coffee
• How to avoid the haircut from hell
• Strike it rich with Rollapoly
• Movie Review: Top five St. Patrick's Day movies
• Music Review: She Wants Revenge
• Sex Column: I've got a secret...

Sports

• Miner swimmers finish seventh at NCAA championships amongst elite competition
• Lady Miners off to record-setting start, with victories over former conference foes
• Smith takes All-American honors at NCAA National Championships
• Severe weather halts potential Southern Indiana sweep over UMR
• March Madness; Missouri Miner "Bracketologist" makes his NCAA picks

Student Life

• UMR Greeks rank among nation's best
• Keep it safe this spring break

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